May 2011
April 2011
Reblog if you love anyone this much.
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared.
Boy: No this is fun.
Girl: No its not. Please, its too scary.
Boy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Now slow down!
Boy: Now give me a hug.
Girl: *gives boy hug*
Boy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me.
Girl: Alright, now slow down.
Boy: I love you, babe.
Girl: I love you too. Just slow down, PLEASE!
(In the paper the next day)
A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of a brake failure. 2 people were on it, but only 1 had survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug 1 last time, then he had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.
Anatomy of a Filipino party:
Beginning of party:
Dads: In the living room watching a sports game drinking beer all shouting and talking together.
Moms: In the kitchen cooking, screaming, laughing, talking, chikka-chikkahan-ing together.
Younger kids: Running around screaming.
Older kids: Upstairs playing video games
End of party:
Everyone: Karaoke.
Everyone: takes hours saying good bye
So True.
fukcnjaynee:
I’m not going to school today.
I know, so fucking lazy today.
